Monday, March 14, 2011

It's been l long time (OR "Like a Cigar-shaped Clock)

Greetings from the interim,

With the chaos being generated right now in many corners of the globe, I pause to realize that the globe has no corners. Having brought this to light I propose that we coin the term "orbisphere" for the purpose of expressed redundancy expression.

Remember the importance of imports when imparting imp parts. Performing perfect perforations is perfunctory for perfect perforators.

I hesitate to point out the flaws of others............ahem...............Lindsay Lohan is a drunk.

A word to the wise: chopsticks.

In closing I bid you all just below the reserve price of the auction. Times are tough.

Dirt Wank